“I got 99 problems and they’re all in my lower back.”
Life’s cracking… literally.
This shirt collection is for the people whose knees sound like bubble wrap, whose backs file complaints daily, but who still have enough energy left to serve sarcasm, attitude, and a legendary clap back.
Funny, relatable, and just the right amount of unhinged, these designs celebrate surviving adulthood with caffeine, chaos, and comedy. Perfect for tired moms, overworked dads, exhausted millennials, and anyone who wakes up sore but still shows up funny.
Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.